I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

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some little elephants.

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A woman who hates you is playing the pianoforte.

You have five hundred a year. From who? Five hundred what? No one knows. No one cares. You have it. It’s yours. Every year. All five hundred of it.

A charming man attempts to flirt with you. This is terrible.

You are in a garden, and you are astonished.


Papers for Characters

Spanish design studio Atipo has created a collection of minimalistic movie posters that are made from paper. 


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i’m a little bit confused about how the idea for “it’s complicated” as a relationship status on facebook came about, but then again, its purpose makes a whole lot of sense if your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars

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why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

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nicknames: cities (part 1)

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The Marauders getting drunk and Sirius is just like “werewolf” and then points to Remus, “here wolf”.

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Jay Asher/Carolyn Mackler, The Future of Us